In the very last years of XX century two people decided to have a baby. It took place very fast... The effect of this is me. Today I graduate 24th year of my life, so this is the nominations:
- ACTOR -- LEADING - Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
This event will conduct Will Smith (W.S.)
W.S.: Thank you, thank you. Wooow, so hot in da L.A., even for me. Ooo Key lets make this show go on. The nominations man are: He,he,he he in his life, and of course he. And the oscar goes to...
Him!!!
Me: Thank you, I would like to thanks everybody, and... I don't know what to say, my english is not so sensational. Preety hot here...Wow!!!
ACTRESS -- LEADING - She
She
She
Ann Cichocky*
Ann Cichocky*
Please welcome Angelina jolie (A.J.)
A.J.: Hello everybody, how look my lips?Ok? Ok. Thank you. this year decision was simple, and the Oscar goes to Ann Cichocky* Ladies and gentlemen, oklasky:)
Ann Cichocky probably will say something in comments.
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE - Fuckin* crazy summer 2002
Where are the cops? Take that police car...
Już z nim nie gadam, on chciał coś więcej (I do not talk with him anymore, he wanted somethig more)
YyyyyYYYYYyyyyyYYYYYyy, his car is in bush!
Die deutsche sprache mit Konduktoren. BI LET! BI LET!
Please welacome: George Bush(G.B.)
G.B.: Now? Now I can talk? Ohhhhhh Sorry! Hello and welacome on the Nobel prize ... Fu** The Oscar awards. This year, I mean 2005 the Documentary Feature Oscar goes to Di dojtsche sprahe mit konduktoren. Am I right?
ANIMATED FEATURE - Madagascar
A peacock after drinking
Bigger peacock after drinking
Much more bigger peacock after drinking
The biggest peacock after drinking
The Voice( :) ) has the president of Catolic Kingdomof Poland, sir Lech the "duckyman" Kaczynski (L."D".K.)
L."D".K.: Dzień dobry, yyyhhhm ja będę mówił po polsku, gdyż jestem patriotą, a innych jezyków nie znam. Aczkolwiek nagroda ta nie zyskała akceptacji Ojca Tadeusza (TheMighty Kapucyn of Poland: Teadeos Rydzikus), to pozwolę ją sobie wręczyć...Tak więc oscar idzie do De bigest pikok after drinkink. Brawo.
COSTUME DESIGN - My first yaer cat suite
My cowboy suite
My ugly yellow trousers
My dres, do not take as dress
My PRL T-shirt
Welcome: Jacques Chirac, the president of rich Frenchman (J.Ch.)
J.Ch.: Mon cherry, madame et mad muasiellle. Le oscar et Costume des designes walken to les My ugly yellow trousers. Bravu, Bienne, perfetos!!!
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM - Pozor pozor triskam!!!
Drevny kocur
Drevny kocur 2, ostatni luft ozisrysa
Krumploki atakujec
Szkreciok, co se bul wewiericzka
Dick Chenney(d.Ch.) is speaking:
D.Ch.: Hello, hello, and hello!!! I hope there is no Osama on this hall... Okpeople, me as a natural born american has the only right to give this award to somebody. If somebody is not sure about it I have a gun...The oscar goes to Szkreciok, co se bul wewiericzka.
ORIGINAL SONG - Wszystkie niewypały Natalii Kukulskiej
Polish hip trip dance hop
Ich Troje (Them Three) - granze szmance
Nas czworo (Us four) - skolko?
NKOTB - step by step
Welcome polish feminist Kazimiera Szczuka (K.S.)
K.S.: Ja podobnie jak płezydent Kaczyński będę mówiła po polsku, wiem że może mnie to uczynić najsłabszym ogniwem, ale a tam słu. Tegołoczny oscał złobił na mnie wielką impłesję, włęczam go wielkiej ałtystce, Natalia Kukulska i wszystkie jej niewypały, bławo, bławo!!!
BEST PICTURE - Morze po raz 1 na własne oczy (The sea formy own eyes for the first time)
Friend felt off his bike
The carpeter (Dywaniarz)
Kluczyk laugh
Rasiak and goal scoring
Welcome Michael Jackson (M.J.)
M.J.: Hi, there is a placein your... oh sorry, Hey mister is that my nose, what you are eating? No? Ok.That's fine. Now I will give the prize. The oscar goes to baltic Sea for the first time! Oh maybe you have a small boy, who is lonely, and is afraid of spiders? No? Ok.
That's all Ffolks!!!